Laura Rider's Masterpiece

In her experience, women wanted to give and give and give, and then, suddenly, they were done, they were spent, they didn't have another crumb to offer up

Lady and Husband own profitable landscape nursery. Husband has an extreme enthusiasm for sex. 12 years of 'dealing' with this extreme enthusiasm has killed any desire for sexual relations she may have had remaining in her prudish body. Never again, she tells him.
Lady wants to be a romance writer. Her experience is drawn from watching movies based on Jane Austen books. Perfect. Eh. In order for her to indulge on her selfish silly whims, she starts email correspondence with a well-known area celebrity. It starts off as a joint project between Lady and Husband. Husband soon falls for victim of this cyber-stalk. Selfish crazy Lady's actions turn into an Adulterous Affair between Husband and Victim. Hilarity ensues.

I despised all characters in this book, save for Husband. I met the author, she seemed to be a good lady. The book was written well enough. I just didn't like the personalities created. Oh, the cover image is nice too.

Hardcover: 224 pages
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing (April 9, 2009)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0446538957
ISBN-13: 978-0446538954
Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.2 x 0.8 inches
Shipping Weight: 9.9 ounces

boring boring boring boring boring boring boring

The secret of life is that there is none. Epidemic. pandemic. This book review is pointless. The title depresses me. Immunity does not exist, all I have gotten is nowhere. I am embarrassed there is no spelling left. Every time I realize I have figured the meaning of life I die. But that is not the meaning of life, so there is none. The title is self-aware. I am losing. I know this. The pen I do not own has won. 14 dollars has won. I will never be able to read this. I hate this book. The author knows this. He wrote it for those like me, and that is why I am certain I will not finish it. Inspiration or not, that is what it is. I never want to turn a page again. Disgusted. Is the meaning of life turning pages?

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Paperback: 288 pages
Publisher: Featherproof Books (July 28, 2008)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0977199258
ISBN-13: 978-0977199259
Product Dimensions: 8.8 x 5.9 x 0.9 inches
Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces